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This actually appeared in The Daily Californian--a very serious campus newspaper for all of UC Berkeley.

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Friday: Big advertisement--Greek Special--Our huge 18-inch penis...etc. etc. Almost as good coming up as it was going down.

Monday:

RETRACTION-- A PAID ADVERTISEMENT --RETRACTION

The \'Greek Special\' is a huge 18-inch PIZZA and not a huge 18-inch penis as it was described in the ad. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion Friday\'s ad may have caused. 

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