Received from my Sister…

A Little Canadian Humour

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks:

• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May you may live in Canada.
• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada.
• If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada
• If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada
• If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend you may live in Canada.
• If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada
• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada
• If you have switched from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada
• If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada       
• If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada
• If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada         
• If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada
• If the speed limit on the highway is 80km — you’re going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada    
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada                  
• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada
• If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
• If you find 2 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Canada           
• If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada